“Those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t wed, Plan”.. said Jennifer Lopez in the Wedding Planner.. but what do you do when you get the most impossible people to plan for????
Since the demise of romance from my life ive taken vicarious pleasure from my friends’ love lives.. playing agony aunt, messenger and on occasion couple counsellor.. yes i know, i don’t have a life... thank you very much for noticing. But this rant isn’t so much about me as about a certain stubborn ass idiot who has been chucking all my planning to the bin...
I have a dear friend who is about to reach a milestone in his relationship.. and he’s asked me to help him with ideas for D Day.. i’ve been pulling out everything i’ve got.. and yet.. nada.
The boy likes NOTHING!
I mean.. every single idea i have is either too cheesy or too boring or silly or expensive or plain too much trouble...
The boy likes NOTHING!
I mean.. every single idea i have is either too cheesy or too boring or silly or expensive or plain too much trouble...
ive suggested everything from a simple bouquet (too cheesy) to a full blown grand meal for two at a nearby resort (too far to drive) i’m so out of ideas and out of temper! I’ve dug through memory and movies and conversations and plain logic of eliminating everything they’ve already done.. and every conversation ends with me going %^&$%&^£$%$% and him going.. “c’mon you’re my friend you have got to help me out here”
i wanna shoot him! Or tell his girlfriend that she’s dating an imbecile!
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